Like a lot of otherwomen I often choose the wrong man
I'm home!
I'm tired, I need a massage!
You naughty boy watching adult videos again
I know how long he lasts in these things
about the same time as me finishing a cup of noodles
I'm thirsty, anything foryou?
I'll share whateveryou're having
Don't stop
She told you not to stop so don't!
Ummm...
You're having instant noodles?
Yes, I'm starving
So... what should we do about this?
I'll leave as soon as I finish eating
Anyway we can save our relationship?
You're good
That's right, he is so good he could go 9 times in one night
Don't ever let him stop
I'll go get my stuff
Can we do it one more time?
I can't sleep, give me back the bed
You're still here?
I know I have bad habits that are hard to break
If there's anything I can help you on just let me know
These are the new image candidates for the Police Force
What's you final decision, sir?
You know I always favor democracy
Let's hear what people at the frontline think
This... isn't very good
Good looking guy!
Policewomen from different divisions
Do you have a preference?
Yes, sir!
Let's hear it
I go for lnspector Ko
Paul Ko, of course
Paul Ko
Inspector Ko
I'll go for lnspectorWilson Chan
Who's that?
My uncle
But can I get a transferto Paul Ko's team?
Fine, the consensus is to go for Paul Ko
Any objections?
His standee is finally released!
So cool!... So handsome!
Strong Tough Determined
Look over here, Paul Ko he's so handsome...
We Need Policemen Like Him!
Can we begin, lnspector Ko?
OK...
No need to be nervous
You are fearless with criminals
being in our program should be a piece of cake in comparison
Sure...
We're ready when you are
OK
Just look righteous and you'll be fine
I've got you covered
Sir, please put on the microphone
Thanks
From this episode onwards
We'll be having everyone's favorite policeman Paul Ko
as our special guest
How are you, lnspector Ko?
I'm good
Can you let the public know what the police have been up to?
Of course allow me to reveal to you that...
the entire police force have been looking for hookers lately
You mean to say cleansing the streets of prostitutes
Of course
Can you please elaborate about this project?
It goes like this
We gather a lot of intelligence...
then send out lots of cops...
to arrest a lot of hookers
We go to where they're holed up...
to understand them as deep as we can
We realized that they are... really tight and wet...
I mean the place they're holed up in
We've ran out of time forthis episode
Say goodbye to our audience lnspector Ko
Bye
Cut! Well done!
Now you know why our entire crew is made up of women
News Magazine business is vastly different from what it was before
I have progressed with the times
and kept up with the pace for decades
by being alert anytime, anywhere
even while getting a haircut I have my ears open for news items
Peggy, you broke up with your boyfriend?
About a month ago
What a shame
He's super cop Paul Ko why break up with him?
Women would line up to be his lover
You don't know, what if I tell you...
that he's impotent
You're kidding
I mean if of course it's all hypothetical
Am I good orwhat?
You're the best, boss!
When did you come in?
About an hour ago, you didn't see me?
Fine, let's quit the chit chat
Paul Ko, the cop whose very image represents HK's entire police force
Word is, he is sexually impotent
You've got to be kidding!
I am sure about it
Who's interested in following up on this news?
Me...
It's off limits for guys
Let me ask the two of you
Why do you think you're right for this job?
I've got a plan to use several angles of attack
I have only one reason I'm hotter than she is
What do you mean by that...
Carrie, you got the assignment
Always respect the truth, right?
Yeah!
Impotence
Tough, isn't it?
Otherwise known as ED or Erectile disfunction
Orthe inability to get an erection
Means a man whose penis can't get up
Or have trouble keeping it up
Iong enough for a satisfying sexual experience
Do you know why and how impotence occur?
Doc, I'm not here for your lecture
I need you to cure me
Also, can you keep your voice down?
It's tough on men to be unable to perform
Although I have a full report on your case
I'd also like to personally test you out
Any problem with that?
She is a big problem to me
Nurse Yes?
Get out
Take a peek after he is cured
I am ready
Sorry
What do you think, doc?
Is it really bad?
Based on your description and what I touched
I believe yours is a... psychologically induced impotence
It's all in your mind
Any medicine to correct it psychologically?
You may have to try out my insect therapy
Insect therapy?
Take 4 grasshoppers
15 grams each of these two powerful herbal aphrodisiacs
Take out the legs and wings of the grasshoppers
Fry it for a few minutes
then throw in the herbal aphrodisiacs
Take it once a day, for 10 days straight
Once a day
Will 3 times a day be better?
You're going to need 25 grams of silkworms
Can I do 250 grams instead?
You'll need male virgin worms
Stir fry gently, then grind them
Take it once in the evenings!
150 grams of giant sized ants
Ferment it using 500 ml of rice wine for a week
10ml per dosage, take it twice a day
Get me an ambulance
The address is #162
I think it's food poisoning, hurry up
Who are you?
Yes, arrest that quack doctor
Book him for afflicting harm on a policeman's health
And attempted murder
Watch the screen closely, everyone
Intelligence identified this as the whereabouts of our suspects
Po Sing Mansion on Ng Chung Street near Jordan
Here's a layout of where the suspects could be holed up
Our target is located at Room 1
We leave in 5 minutes
Sit attention!
Fall out!
Sir, why am I not in this operation?
Inspector Ko, you are a VlP
And the chief gave an order
I'll be held responsible if there's so much as a scratch on you
You're like a matinee idol of the squad
Policewomen are lining up to get assigned to you
They'll kill me if anything happens to you
I think what you should do now is...
find out the exact number of hairyou got
Remember it well, because
I'm being held responsible for all of them!
Sir, I'd like to crack a case!
I'd like to be in the operation!
Of course the case needs to be solved
But leave the dirty work to us
Just show up for the photo taking after we get it done
No chance of getting hurt but you still get all the glory
Happy?
I'm no different from a paper standee
Morning, sir
I go by the name P
I applied for this transferto be underyou, Sir
People are going to start saying I'm courting you
Sir I'm different from other policewomen
Sir, think of me as one of the guys
Guys?
Button up your uniform your chest muscle is bulging out
Yes, sir!
Again? Shouldn't you be tired of it by now?
This is a new formula, it worked
Even lnspector Ko noticed
My name is Ca... rrie...
Catch your breath first
I'm Carrie Wat from This Weekly
We spoke on the phone yesterday
This is my name card
I was late, because the taxi...
No excuses needed for being late just apologize
Sorry
Mind if I come along?
Go ahead
Inspector Ko what kind of a man are you?
Just pick any adjective
an honest man
Meaning completely truthful nothing to hide?
yes
We reporters just love people like you
Can you use one sentence...
... to prove your honesty?
You're really pretty
I can't print that quote even if it's true
Readers will dismiss me for being biased
I was just telling the truth
I know... because you're an honest man
I'll take you to the area where I grew up in
Buckle up
Look tough!
Look ambitious!
Like you mean it!
That's it, good!
I'd like to know...
... what made you want to become a cop?
What made me want to be a cop? Actually...
Why are there mosquitoes?
I tend to attract mosquitoes
It's fine, you were saying?
it was because of the bus...
It's related to a bus
Why don't we take a bus together
OK OK?
I used to take bus no. 6 to school when I was a kid
Yeah?
I used to take the no. 6 bus too
Really?
I was saying I became a cop partially because of the bus
I remember sitting on one of the back rows one day
and I saw a girl student harassed by a pervert
She knew that I could see what was going on
And she looked at me...
with pitiful eyes as if asking me for rescue
Unfortunately, the pervert was staring angrily at me too
I... got scared...
So I just lowered my head and looked away
Afterwards I felt so useless
And really shameful
So upon graduation I went into the police academy
Actually, I was also harassed by a pervert on bus no.6
Inspector Ko?
Do you remember seeing a young student
who looked just like me?
Actually I got harassed several times on the bus
I try not to remember the details it's too horrible
I'd like to ask you some daring questions
I've done a fair share of market research
And a lot of female readers raised the same question
I'm not sure if it's appropriate to ask
Go ahead
What kind of women turns you on?
This is our stop, let's get off
You have not answered my question
What did you ask?
Nothing
Thank you for agreeing to be interviewed
I'm not sure why, but I really feel...
that you were the girl I saw on the bus that day
That would be pretty tough to prove
But the more I look at you the more I'm convinced
Then I guess you owed me
OK
Alright then, thanks and goodbye
Bye
Bye Bye
Gee, you're fast
I realized that you don't know how to cross streets
As a cop, it's my duty to teach you
I started crossing streets since I was 3 years old
Some people forget what they learn by the age of 4
Crossing the street is quite easy
The easiest way is to take your cue from the traffic light
If the road you're crossing doesn't have one
Then just look to your left then to the right, and back to the left
That would be the British way when you're in the US
Look right first, then left then lastly right again
We can cross now
But I need to across the street from here
Can you take me back? OK...
Do you know him?
Not really
Hey mister!
Can't you see the red light? What's with the honking?
I saw a friend, can't I say 'hi'?
You don't honk your horn to say 'hi' to people
Do that again, and you'll be cited for a traffic violation
traffic violation?
I know you, you're the paper standee cop
I know the law, too
You're not on duty you can't cite me for anything
What's up? You're here just in time
He honked for no reason give him a ticket for traffic violation
Yes, sir I am a magistrate
Carrie!
Your friend?
Judges deserve to be ticketed for violations too
Nice to meet you, Paper standee cop!
Judge your license and identification please
Hello?
Hi, Carrie Wat speaking
You picked up the phone really quick
Well, I was going to make a call...
that's why I was quick
Go ahead and make your call I'll hang up for now
I just need to get some more information
I'll call you later, bye
Hello...
Hello?
Hi, it's Paul Ko
You finished your call?
You were the one I was going to call
But you hung up
How can I help you?
You have an incoming call? Want to get that first?
Crank calls, just leave it
You wanted to speak to me?
I was going to remind you that when crossing the street...
you need to concentrate or it's going to be pretty dangerous
True, I tend to think of other things when crossing the street
Bad habit
You have an incoming call sounds like an emergency
It's fine I get these crank calls all the time
perverts call me on a daily basis
Why don't you report this to the police
OK, l...
I'll do it tomorrow
Your honor, I didn't
I'm asking you, do you plead guilty
Boss...
I am not your boss
One last chance, do you plead guilty?
I do!
Good the fine is HK$1,000, pay downstairs
Hey, that way is to the window
This way to the door!
Next case!
KC168982003, Paul Ko
Accused of driving without a license
Paul Ko
Do you know the severity of driving without a license?
I plead guilty, your honor
I'm not through with you, Mr. Ko
you think driving without a license
is as simple a matter as honking as you please?
Your honor, my fault I'm pleading guilty
Not only that, Mr. Ko
You need to apologize to the entire Hong Kong population
Your honor, have I done anything to piss you off before?
What do you mean?
What good does that do? Bailiff!
Take him out of here!
Hi!
I tell you what, you'd better stop
I know that you're bored
I've just proposed to the my superior
to appoint you as a district court judge
Mr. Chau I've waited for this day a long time
But I don't think I understand you're asking me...
to stop doing what?
Give me a call
Women
Raymond, I know you have a lot of women
It's a natural instinct for us men
I sacrificed a lot to be where I am now
I don't want anything to go wrong foryou
on yourway to that appointment I won't be able to help you
Do you understand?
I understand
Hi, Raymond!
You'd better stop!
Hey, you better stop!
Too much!
Plaintiff, the judge asks that you
describe the circumstances of your case
You don't need 5 minutes for that right?
It's like this, your honor
I'm young
Thoughts in my mind tend to be disorganized
And I'm still sorting out the details
This experience has been...
really painful for me
Plaintiff, tell the court if the man who took advantage of you
is present today?
Please stand up and point out who he is
Which finger should I use?
Any one will do
Let me think this through... OK
The defendant is not allowed to dodge
No other questions, your honor
Defense counsel
My question is, the defendant was tutoring you in a private class
how did he begin to misbehave in front of you?
He... touched me
Touched you?
Where?
Here
Plantiff
The court is unclear of the location you pointed out
Which is why I have this
Objection, your honor
She's half way through let her finish it
OK, here's how it happened
This animal, touched me
fondled and poked me
fondled me up here and poked me down there
Even stretched his arm to the backside and... squeezed
I was in a daze
And it felt like I went round and round
You said you were in a daze
Can you tell me how you felt?
Are you asking me if I felt good...
and got an arousal from him touching me?
why don't you ask directly?
What are you looking at? I'll sue you!
Are you blind? Did you not see me walking here?
I'll sue you for sexual harassment
Before you bumped me I already sounded off 5 times
I made a sound for every step you took
You still bumped me
Since you had time to sound off but did not give way
I'll sue you for sexual harassment
Miss
Little girl, next time you want to sue for sexual harassment
Remember two things
First, don't wear short skirts
Better wear something with a high collar and put on a scarf
Secondly, when describing the incident to the judge
Don't sound so excited
And be too revealing in your description
Are you a paralegal?
Bye
You're a lawyer
I'm a judge
By law, I can cite you for damaging personal property
Call the cops then
I can also sue you for sexual harassment
Miss, you just lost one case
You just said you were a judge
I don't know your name yet?
I'm Raymond
You don't have to say I remember your name
You can call me Tabby that's my nickname
nick rhymes with dick
OK, fine, stop there
Thanks
Wrong number
Hello, yes
Are you looking for models?
Hey how do you write Aquarius in Chinese?
Just write in English, it looks cool
I don't want the trouble of getting an English form
I'll write foryou
Alright!
OK, thanks everyone
Guys come this way, girls overthere
Mister, you a guy or a girl?
I'm with her
I see, a parent
Parents sit here
Shake, shake, shake...
It's Shake It Everybody!
Sir... Sorry...
Would you be interested in an audition?
Me?
Yes, you
I'm not young
That's not an issue
I'm not good at these things
You can do it I won't know what to do
Come On Let's Shake It Everybody
Good!
Wonderful, I am his agent
Can we try him out for skin care products
Great, let's give it a try
What do my friends like about me?
My skin, they say it seems like I don't have pores
I don't have to powder up or use any oil blotters
You'll be surprised with this sponge
It will slowly and quietly drain oil off your face
Make your pores tighten up
Relax and then tighten up
Come out of it...
You'll look more handsome than ever
I am his agent, you can talk to me
I neverthought I had talent for performing
I've acted before
I played a sunflowerwhen I was in kindergarten
You can drop me off here
Bye Bye
Who do you have a date with?
a friend
Is he really coming?
Who is he, what will you be doing here
Not sure if he'll come at all
What he'll do if he comes, I think...
We'll be doing this
As to who he is, I'm not even sure
We met on lCQ
What? What do you prefer?
Love or sex, which comes first?
You're nuts!
Be careful!
Do I need to take off my shoes?
Yes, please
Take a look on your own
Where's your bedroom?
Why?
I need to go to the bathroom
upstairs
there's also one down...
Hey!
What are you doing in there?
I need to take a shower
I'm drenched in sweat
Why don't you join me? Hey... you're crazy
Let go
Let's do it together Let go of me
Chicken!
Do you have a family?
Where do you live?
Hey, who are you?
I Feel good!
Why are you wearing my T-shirt?
Would you like me to take it off?
No, why would l?
Come to bed
Sleep
I have a guest room
I'd like to sleep on your bed
Then go ahead
How about you?
I'm not sleepy
I use to have a cup of hot milk before I sleep
If you're good then I'll make you some hot milk
Your milk
Give it to me
You can't drink or eat on my bed
I can't come over
Don't you have legs?
Fine, I'll help you
I forgot to tell you I sleep in the nude
Let me tell you, the game is over
I am not the kind of guy you think I am
Aside from being a judge
I'm also a known lady killer
Did you kill anybody?
That's not what I meant
I'm very, very sexually driven
I have a need for a lot of women little girl!
You don't believe me?
I have over a hundred condoms in the drawer
Condoms!
And...
These women underwears
are all from the women I went to bed with
These are photo's I took of them
But I can't show them to you they're for mature eyes only
These are triple x adult videos
The contents of which are very perverted
I guarantee that after you've seen them
You will decide to become a lesbian
What now?
Sleep early then leave after you wake up
Good night
Cheers
Hong Kong laws empower policemen
the right to check on any citizen's lD
If you are driving then he can check your license plate
Your honor my license plate was outside of my car
I didn't resist for him to take a look at it
I meant your driver's license
You said license plate
Even if you showed your license to the cops
You have violated traffic laws
So... how do you plead?
Seems there isn't much of a choice
So, do you plead guilty or not?
Fine, I plead guilty
OK, even with the law we also look at circumstances
Seeing as taxi business is currently down
I will show you consideration
By fining you only HK$800 plus HK$400 cost for the court
Is that acceptable?
Thank you, your honor, l..
It's fine, nothing else
KC176032003, Jimmy Yeung
Bailiff
Hey you, stop disrupting the court get out
Bye
Bye-bye, hey you!
Bye
Those who have not submitted their articles
I'll grant you another 5 minutes
If after 5 minutes the computer does not have your work in
Then you can pack up and leave this office
Carrie, I asked you to follow the lead on Paul Ko's impotence
You send in a human interest story?
What were you thinking?
Boss, let me explain
I investigated this impotence lead and it's false
False?
I heard it from his ex-girlfriend
How can it not be true?
Were you charmed by that guy?
To the point of losing grip on what's true?
Fine, let me ask you
What is sexual impotence?
To not have physical reaction to sexual arousal
I can clearly tell you
That I have personally felt his physical reaction
And it was a pretty big one
Are you satisfied?
I didn't do the deed with him
Precinct? I'd like to file a report
Some of my personal belongings are missing
But things that are not mine popped up in my house
But can I at least file a preliminary case?
Don't hang up
It's fine, hang up now, sorry
Hi, you're home
How did you get hold of my keys?
I took it last time you didn't want to give it to me
That's because I was asleep
So
Isn't it great?
As to my...
tools, souvenirs and winnings?
I threw them away
Those things will get in the way of our relationship
When did I enter into a relationship with you?
I asked you before
Love or sex first?
You clearly did not choose sex
So, it's the other way, isn't it?
We're in a relationship then
In my mind you're not even a grown-up woman
Do you even know what a woman is?
Real women have shapes like this... and this
But you're, exactly like what you are
And you only sleep with women that are... Iike this?
Yes
Only women like that are sexy to you?
Yes
Being happy together doesn't feel sexy then?
You're shallow!
When you grow up life experiences will teach you
what sexy really means
OK?
Little girl you stepped out of bounds today
No one ever dares to throw away my adult video collection
Or my girlfriends' photos
Bye-bye
I am not leaving!
This is my house, I call the shots
Daring me to physically kick you out?
I can sue you for trespassing theft and get you locked up!
Don't you feel happy whenever we're together?
Yes!
Fine, you don't need to shout
Hey...
My keys!
Hurry up
There's another bunch
Hello
Are you Miss Carrie Wat?
You're Paul Ko, I know yourvoice
Nothing...
I saw your interview, it is well written
I just want to say thank you
Really? Treat me for dinner then?
Sure, tonight?
Not tonight, I'm on my way to Japan
There's a funeral for that yakuza leader there
Tomorrow night then
Tomorrow night?
I'll still be in Japan I'm not expected back that early
The evening after tomorrow?
I'll call you when I do get back
OK, so be it
No... I wanted to let you know
That I'm going to have dinner with my alumni that evening
Sorry
Just remember next time, then
Bye
Not enough, I want another 500,000 yen
Didn't we settle for 500,000 yen?
Now you're saying it's not enough I gave you the money already
You have no grounds to ask for more
Honestly there really isn't any other reason
Then honestly as well I don't have any more money
That is all I have, nothing more
The godfather's funeral is tomorrow today is your last chance
Aren't you in a gang? Don't you have honor codes?
You're a bunch of liars
I was just... kidding
Paul Ko
Hello? It's me
Aren't you in Japan?
Yes... there has been an accident
Hello?
You actually pissed off the Yakuza?
This time you'll have to pay with your body!
Are you OK?
I left in a hurry I didn't bring any bags
You're really OK?
I'm fine
Good
Can I have a glass of water?
These clothes you picked for me look good
You're not going to be able to help even if you're here
You're always this negative
I start worrying about you when I think of this
Yeah?
Hello?
Carrie, forget about the funeral
Why?
We have a lead that millionaire lke Hung and socialite BoBo Au
are having a rendezvous at the lzu hot springs resort
This piece of news is more suitable for Hong Kong readers
Go dig up something now, OK?
Hello, hello?
What is it?
My boss just asked me to dig up dirt on celebrity rendezvous instead
Tracking is my specialty
They only sell local handicrafts here like wooden sculpture
What ambience? Let's go back to the hotel
What do we do when we get back? Iove each other
People conduct rendezvous because they want to have sex
Everything else is secondary in importance
Those two at the back look weird
Really?
Even Japanese local tourists rarely come here
That's why it's weird
Embracing in the middle of the street?
So are we
I want to have sashimi
Back to the hotel
No! Get back in front, quick...